adidasfactory:
She waited 9 months for her moment
tittyminaj:
yall are just like nematodes

sorry:
Do not reach for the stars. They are giant balls of fiery gas. Waste of time.
amsterdamnedd:
basedgosh:
if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon

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plain white t-shirt in girls section:
Extra Slimming, Soft Cotton, Great for Layering Under $300 Jacket, Lose 10 Pounds When You Put It On, Slims Shoulders, Slims Waist, Slims Neck, Slims Hips, $24.99
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plain white t-shirt in boys section:
Buy 10 for $0.99
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plain white t's:
hey there delilah whats it like in new york city
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Me:
oh thats cute
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:
*checks price tag*
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Me:
no its not
blackguyandrew:
accara:
I feel like the hornier you get the more willing you are to try anal

This is so true it hurts… Like my ass.
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